maanantai 6. helmikuuta 2012
+15°C Spanish wear caps, gloves and winter coats. Finns are sunbathing.
+10°C French desperately try to get their central heating on. Finns plant flowers.
+5°C Italian cars won´t start. Finns drive with convertibles.
0°C Pure water freezes. Water in river Vantaa thickens a bit.
-5°C First people are found frozen in California. Finnisch midsummer festival ends.
-10°C Scottish turn the heat on in their houses. Finns start to use long-sleeve shirts.
-20°C Swedes stay indoors. Finns are having last barbeque before winter.
-30°C Half of the Greek people have frozen to death. Finns start to dry their laundry indoors.
-50°C Polar bears evacuate North Pole. Finnish army starts it´s winter training.
-70°C Siberian people are moving to Moscow. Finns are furious since the Koskenkorva booze can´t be stored outdoors anymore.
-273°C Absolute zero. Finns admit that it is quite cold outside.
-300°C Hell freezes over. Finland wins the football Wordl Cup.